Life's Little Luxuries.

UK Madness Gone Mad.

Each day, clubs, pubs and streets across the UK are populated by wonderful weird characters, who create equally weird happenings. It's an environment that considers a fall in the cost of stolen bicycles to be a huge blow to the economy. Life's Little Luxuries invites you to take a street level tour and become familiar with the good, bad, mad and slightly madder. Black markets, subway drinkers, questionable education, cut price ladies of the night and the unexpected problems of supermarket bargains. All is revealed, in special circumstances, revelation of this mayhem can be delayed until you arrive.

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Rational Thought is for Others.

 A little humor to reveal how rational thought quickly goes out of the window when the subject matter becomess personal.

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into her local pharmacy. She walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes grew bigger as he explained. "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. Not only is it against the law-I would lose my license and we'd both be thrown in jail. So no, absolutely not, you CAN-NOT have any cyanide."

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in the bedroom with the pharmacist's wife, his cock was deep inside her throat.

The pharmacist looked at the picture, nodded, and replied, "Why didn't you tell me you had a prescription?"

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